This week's smile
Dec 25 - Punch line is in the final section of this clip
Dec 18 - Christmas smile
Little boy in "Outback"
Australia had never seen rain.
There had been a drought for more than 5 years.
Then just before Christmas the clouds began to form.
On Christmas Eve water fell from the sky.
The little boy ran to the window to see what was happening.
He called out to his mother "Mum, what's that?"
His mother replied "That's rain, dear" (..reindeer..)
Dec 11 - Christmas smile
Santa's' sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He
flagged down a passing motorist and asked,
'Can you help me fix my sleigh, please?'
'Sorry,' the motorist replied, 'I'm not a mechanic - I'm a podiatrist.'
'In that case,' replied Santa, 'Can you give me a tow?'..[toe]!
Dec 4:
University students sitting at table in park next to
McDonald's.
Old couple come and sit at nearby table.
Old couple have one bag from McDonald's, with one Big Mac, one French fries -
which they divide in two.
Uni students: "You must be very poor to have only one meal between two
people. We will buy you another meal"
Old couple: "No need, thank you. We share everything. That's the way
we do things"
...after a while.....uni students notice that although the old man and old woman
are sharing the one cup of coffee,
only the old man is eating the Big Mac &
fries
Uni students to old woman: "why aren't you eating
anything?"
Old woman: "no problem. We share everything. I'm waiting
for the teeth"
Nov 27:
Plane
had pilot and 5 passengers: the USA president, the UN secretary general, a
famous Nobel prize scientist, an old priest and a backpacker.
Pilot: plane's going to crash...we have to jump....but only 5 parachutes...I'm
taking one...bye bye.
US president: I'm a very important man...I'm taking a parachute...bye bye.
UN sec'y gen: I also am very important...I'm taking a parachute...bye bye.
Scientist: I'm one of the smartest people in the world....I'm very
important....I'm taking a parachute...bye bye.
Priest to backpacker: Well son, two of us and only 1 chute. I've tried to
live a good life. I'm ready to meet my Maker. You take the chute.
Backpacker to priest: No need for that, father. There are still 2 parachutes.
The smartest man in the world just took my backpack